This picture is actually a really good summary of the 2009-2010 Kentucky men’s basketball roster.

Someone go check on Vlad Guerrero Sr. and see if he can still hit:

You really need to get off KD’s dick for a bit and let it breathe. They clearly are more co-workers than actual friends, and expecting everyone to be cool with KD telling them they’ll never be as good as him is absolutely insane.

More importantly, in what world does KD get invited on CJ’s podcast, clown him about his team being trash, and then get mad that CJ responds? I’m guessing KD has no real friends left, and does not understand how friendships work.

Scandals and opinions aside, it truly has the most amazing visuals that I’ve ever seen in a video game.

Get KD into Area 21 with the 2009 Celtics for an interview basketball gods, I am begging you.

Yeah, THIS was what made Philly fans assholes clearly.

And yet the average Deadspin commenter will say they watched 12 straight hours of March Madness when in fact they played on their phones for 10 of the 12 and then just watched the endings and we don’t give them shit. #DoubleStandards

Frank Isola 2020: “Corruption Needs To Be Knicks’d”

Did not know that, thanks! That changes things a bit on a hypothetical rebuild, but I still think keeping Love is the right move. My general rule of thumb is that if you have a star who wants to stay, you keep them and figure out the rest later.

Yeah, nothing saves your chances to get into the Hall of Fame like leaving a team where you’ll be the #1 option in the playoffs for years to come so that you can come off the bench as a 6th man on a team that won three of the four championships before you got there and clearly doesn’t need you.

I actually really like Nance and Clarkson, and I still think there’s a chance that getting out from Lebron’s shadows and expectations will allow them to improve and make that trade/their deals look less terrible. But yeah, if it stands the way it does now, that deal looks horrible without Lebron sticking around.

Hey, I’m sure Jimmy Butler would rather be on the Love-era Timberwolves than the current version.

And in all reality, with JR, Thompson, George Hill and Clarkson still having two years left in bad contracts nobody will want, it’s not like they can really rebuild at this point anyways. They should just be grateful they still have a star who wants to be there, have a few fun years of not completely sucking and see…

In all reality though, Cleveland wouldn’t have been able to start a real rebuild this season. Even with Lebron gone, they still have George Hill, Tristan Thompson, J.R. and Clarkson(still hope) on bad contracts for the next two seasons, and while they are not fantastic pieces, that will still get you into the playoffs…

Tune in next week as I become the first person in history to snowboard down it backwards while juggling and clipping my toenails, because this shit is apparently worth dying over.

As someone who previously took a fastball to the fingers when attempting to bunt, I don’t blame the guy. Coming out of that with zero broken fingers counts as a win to me.

Guy has a giant-ass pimple on the side of this face and still looks cooler than I ever will at any point in my life.

Facts: