Just imagine: Melo gets bought out, they resign Corey Brewer, and then use the midlevel to go after Mbah a Moute. Next season, when Golden State pulls their center and goes into the Death Lineup, OKC counters by pulling Adams and rolling out a Westbrook-Brewer-Roberson-George-Mbah a Moute lineup.

Man, I’m sure the Laker Kobe stans are fighting off aneurysms right now.

This is awesome. Good for Collin, and fuck everyone who says otherwise.

This point is exactly why I never understood the Philly hype train. The Cavs’ supporting cast this year was absolute shit, but the Kevins alone are a better basketball fit for Lebron than Philly’s entire team. The only pieces that would even fit with Lebron offensively are Redick, Covington and Saric, and JJ is gonna b…

Nah, they’re probably prepared for it. “Fool me once...” and whatnot.

Sure, I’m not saying that he’s a monster for doing that, but showing up to dunk and clown on people isn’t a great example of how he’s not an asshole. I’m sure he’s not a bad guy underneath the surface, but there’s no denying that he goes way over the top on many occasions, and just because he’s having fun doesn’t mean…

“Honestly, if you’re gonna cry, then walk your fucking ass out the door. I don’t give a fuck about that, and I’ll double down on that. You want to stare at me, Liz? I don’t give a fuck. That’s how we built this company. So you want guys and girls to be treated the same? They are.”

I think that quoted paragraph above proves that his overall personality isn’t more fun-loving than assholeish. I’m not on a witch-hunt for him or anything, but there’s a difference between being kind of an asshole to your friends in a friendly way and just making blatant arrogant statements like that. He did a bunch…

I mean, he also spent the entire pickup game dunking on normal people and giving them shit about it. Not the best example of being nice.

How do you read that quoted paragraph and not have any other reaction than “Wow, that guy’s an asshole. Fuck that guy.”

Wait, so when you don’t get the scoops for long enough you are allowed to become your own source and report your own theories as fact?

I’m still of the opinion that San Antonio should do Ingram, Hart, a bunch of picks and then facilitate a sign and trade for Julius Randle. I still think that the Spurs can be competitive with LaMarcus as their main player, and slotting Ingram and Randle next to him sounds super intriguing. They would also have some…

This article never once uses the phrase ROBOTS IN DISGUISE, therefore it is invalid.

He sacrificed his danglers so that we may have this wondrous moment.

THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR WEARING A JERSEY WITH NONE OF YOUR FLAG’S COLORS ON IT

I completely agree, all white athletes should have a voice. Except Delly. Fuck that guy.

Get this man some cleats!

Wallaby damned, that was a good one.

Excel

One day there will be two Lebron Jameses on a single NBA team, and if that does not scare the absolute shit out of you, I don’t know what will.