“Honestly, if you’re gonna cry, then walk your fucking ass out the door. I don’t give a fuck about that, and I’ll double down on that. You want to stare at me, Liz? I don’t give a fuck. That’s how we built this company. So you want guys and girls to be treated the same? They are.”

I think that quoted paragraph above proves that his overall personality isn’t more fun-loving than assholeish. I’m not on a witch-hunt for him or anything, but there’s a difference between being kind of an asshole to your friends in a friendly way and just making blatant arrogant statements like that. He did a bunch…

I mean, he also spent the entire pickup game dunking on normal people and giving them shit about it. Not the best example of being nice.

How do you read that quoted paragraph and not have any other reaction than “Wow, that guy’s an asshole. Fuck that guy.”

Wait, so when you don’t get the scoops for long enough you are allowed to become your own source and report your own theories as fact?

I’m still of the opinion that San Antonio should do Ingram, Hart, a bunch of picks and then facilitate a sign and trade for Julius Randle. I still think that the Spurs can be competitive with LaMarcus as their main player, and slotting Ingram and Randle next to him sounds super intriguing. They would also have some…

This article never once uses the phrase ROBOTS IN DISGUISE, therefore it is invalid.

He sacrificed his danglers so that we may have this wondrous moment.

THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR WEARING A JERSEY WITH NONE OF YOUR FLAG’S COLORS ON IT

I completely agree, all white athletes should have a voice. Except Delly. Fuck that guy.

Get this man some cleats!

Wallaby damned, that was a good one.

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One day there will be two Lebron Jameses on a single NBA team, and if that does not scare the absolute shit out of you, I don’t know what will.

That’s Ronaldo, what are you not seeing?

Wow, this article really sheds some light on Leach. A dark, hot shed in the middle of summer.

He technically only punted a ball off of his head from a foot away, but I have no idea how that didn’t get a red card.

I have no rational reason for why I feel this way, but for some reason Kevin James gets a complete pass with me. He can star in whatever the hell he wants and I’d be cool with it.

From what they’ve reported, they still want to have a high lottery pick in this draft. I have a feeling they will cash in on the Michael Porter Jr. craze and offload Parsons while still nabbing a solid prospect. It’ll be risky, but I’m in the anti-Porter camp, so it might work out for them.

In what world does anyone see a Simmons-Fultz backcourt working out? I have a feeling Fultz is getting traded tonight.