One day there will be two Lebron Jameses on a single NBA team, and if that does not scare the absolute shit out of you, I don’t know what will.

That’s Ronaldo, what are you not seeing?

Wow, this article really sheds some light on Leach. A dark, hot shed in the middle of summer.

He technically only punted a ball off of his head from a foot away, but I have no idea how that didn’t get a red card.

I have no rational reason for why I feel this way, but for some reason Kevin James gets a complete pass with me. He can star in whatever the hell he wants and I’d be cool with it.

From what they’ve reported, they still want to have a high lottery pick in this draft. I have a feeling they will cash in on the Michael Porter Jr. craze and offload Parsons while still nabbing a solid prospect. It’ll be risky, but I’m in the anti-Porter camp, so it might work out for them.

In what world does anyone see a Simmons-Fultz backcourt working out? I have a feeling Fultz is getting traded tonight.

Ollie: “Why did you fire me?”

True, but I don’t think they’d even need to do that. You really only need to stretch out contracts to free up immediate cap space, and the Hornets are already over the cap and aren’t very good, so they really just need their current contracts to run their course. If they would’ve just released Dwight and paid him his…

I didn’t mean cap space for this season, Howard would definitely be guaranteed his money for the upcoming season, but his contract ends afterwards. Mozgov’s contract goes for another two years, so letting Howard’s contract run it’s course would give them 23 mill in cap space after the 2019 season.

More specifically, the Hornets thought that two second rounders and getting Mosgov was somehow a better option than just cutting Dwight and having cap space next year, which is BANANAS.

I think we are shitting on Dwight too much here and not enough on the Hornets: we get it, he’s a dick, but you don’t acquire worse contracts just to get rid of dicks. If you don’t want him on the team then just cut him, he’s only got a year on his contract and it’s better than getting two 2nd rounders and killing your…

I agree.

So he definitely hurt himself while fucking, right?

Yeah, just start carding people when they do dumb stuff like this. No idea why it’s allowed to continue when it’s clearly a delay of game.

I’m torn between these two campaign slogans:

I need more info: how much does rectal reconstruction surgery cost?

Calling it now, if Pop manages to salvage the Kawhi situation, he’s officially the GOAT. Phil couldn’t save Shaq and Kobe and had to settle for one, Pop’s about to save Kawhi and LaMarcus when BOTH wanted out of San Antonio.

So to recap: there is one guy with actual U.S. citizenship playing in the World Cup right now. Cool.

Since when does Phil Dunphy play for the Mexican national team?