This is what happens when you let seagulls get into the dumpster behind an Arby’s.

If you don’t know to buy some extra beers before they close the stands, you aren’t a true baseball fan.

We didn’t deserve Obama so badly that the universe overcorrected afterwards and gave us Trump. Policies be damned, he was the only president in my (relatively short) lifetime that could look tragedy in the eyes and truly give people hope that things would get better.

Make sure you don’t keep shooting too high at the Emma Watsons in your life and miss out on the Rupert Grints passing you by.

Unfortunately, I think they have no other options besides Clarkson. Jose Calderon is gonna get torched by Steph or Livingston, you gotta keep Clarkson in just for defensive purposes and just ask him to shoot less.

George Hill could also score more than 7 and Steph could not hit 30 footers before half. Comparing one game’s stats to another is wayyyy too ambiguous for this series.

And then Steven Adams appears from the stands to hit him with the most righteous of Rock Bottoms.

Listen, I get being a homer and a stan for your hometeam, but I still don’t get how anyone could possibly like this guy.

That man put up 51-8-8 against one of the best teams ever last night, he gets a pass to wear anything he wants.

I feel like we are giving Ty Lue too much of a pass on this one. JR obviously fucked up, but if you have a timeout left how are you not in position to call one on the off chance you get the ball back?

JR would be so far up in the clouds, no one would be able to touch him.

Not true, KD’s final step he took was to move around Lebron for the layup, not towards the basket. The gather doesn’t count as an upward shooting motion.

To say that it was obviously anything is just wrong. Also, it was a charge. Here’s what the NBA says is legal guarding position:

BLAHBLAHBLAH STEAL BEAMS JOKE FARTNOISE

Nah, you aren’t alone. I played up until Rogue, but the lack of puzzles combined with the fact that they just blew up the present-day plotline killed my interest in the last few games. Give me the Pieces of Eden puzzles!

No need to keep diggin when you’ve already hit paydirt, buddy!

I believe you meant to say that the Amarillo Armadillos is the only obvious choice, since it is.

He is one of the greatest scorers in history. They weren’t looking to score at the end of the game, they sent out a defensive line to hold the lead.

That there’s a boarder collie. Good floofer.