I actually agree with the rule about no women. Nobody wants to be in the midst of a sumo match and realize their opponent has an erection.

This is better when you realize that McGregor has become the deranged heel with flawed logic about things, but in real life. Who thinks it’s acceptable to not defend a title for two years?

I don’t know man, it’s a choice between a broken Celtics squad or the playoff Raptors. That’s sounding appealing either way.

Jake Arrieta seems to be getting used to Philadelphia life pretty quickly.

I would like to submit my application for manager of the Philadelphia Phillies, as I believe that sitting and doing absolutely nothing will be better than what is happening right now. Thank you.

I still cannot understand the thought process behind the Cena vs. Undertaker match. Undertaker is too old to put on a convincing match anymore, so if anything, the build up was the part I was looking forward to seeing the most. But instead, we get Cena trashing Taker on the mic for a month and then just a match, with…

I agree, I have to believe that it’s like the Steph/KD pick-and-roll from last year, gotta save it for the playoffs so no one knows what it looks like. They definitely have gotten back to some hero-ball lately to end games, so as someone who hopes they make it out of the West, I hope they add some new wrinkles in for…

I think he has to stay in the starting lineup just due to personnel. Moving him to the bench makes him play with Patterson much more, and those lineups are a liability defensively. They try to pair Melo with a true big as much as possible, and since Adams is really the only big they’ll be playing in the playoffs, he’s…

I realize that the three pointer is the way to go in the NBA today, but I think they really need to get Melo into the post more frequently and let him work, he’s never been a threat when only left out on the perimeter. I feel like they also need to have him set screens more often, especially when Adams is on the bench…

I know it’s the Raptors, but c’mon, this is a little premature. Their five losses in the past eight have been to Cleveland twice on the road (with one on the second game of a back-to-back), Boston on the road, OKC and the desperate Clippers. They aren’t getting blown out or losing to bad teams, they are just playing…

I wish that I could go back in time and show my 10 year old self this article, so that I could have honed my general lack of athleticism like Slo-Mo and made it big.

That would be the hard part to gauge in these cases, but in this case I think it’s obvious that he didn’t see it. The real time highlight doesn’t show the puck anywhere in front of Luongo’s pads, and there’s no way that Arvidsson would somehow have a better view looking down on Luongo from a foot away.

I feel like calls like this need to come down to whether or not the puck is visible. if Arvidsson can see the puck, it is clearly not in the goalie’s control and he’s good to whack at it. However, it’s pretty clear that the puck is under the goalie, and so that whack is only done to try and get the puck free, hence…

Getting what you’re worth is completely fair, and if he was getting low-balled at like 3 million a year, I’m all for him negotiating and not getting screwed. But nobody was looking at his 70 million dollar deal and thinking that he was getting underpaid, so that’s where I think the vanity comes in. At a certain point…

The man is seven feet tall and got up two inches above the rim for the first time in a very long time. His toes almost dragged on that jump, get outta here!

There is not a bigger athletic discrepancy on a team in sports than between DSJ and Dirk. Dennis can boop and bop his way to an unassisted steal/alley-oop and Dirk will spend his next two seasons doing one-legged faders until he can’t stand up tall enough to call it a fade.

I can definitely blame him. At the time of peak player earnings, this guy, who is in no way a star, was offered 18 million a year to play basketball and would’ve been set for life, but instead held out for the most money he could possibly get just because others were getting more. That just screams vanity, and I’m not…

I realize that hindsight is 20/20, but damn, his greed has really boned him. I understand believing in yourself, but at a certain point you gotta look at your 9 point, 7 rebound career statline and say “70 mill is a steal for me”.

I swear to God, if you bring up Coach Carter in this comment section, I will end you.

You goddamn animal. TAKE. IT. BACK.