This man is single-handedly keeping polka music relevant, something absolutely nobody asked for, and we still are cool with it. What a fucking legend.

The complaint is from people actually wanting to go to those games. When they hold the tournament in the Midwest, Big 10 fans will be able to plan a fairly inexpensive weekend trip to the particular city with fair travel times. But when they move it to MSG just for viewership and popularity, that weekend trip becomes…

Damn, you went the most obvious route too. If you would’ve namedropped Tanner McEvoy, I might’ve shit my pants.

Come on, really? This is hardly a problem, the only examples that even come to mind for this are Lamar Jackson, Braxton Miller, Terrelle Pryor, Josh Cribbs, Antwaan Randle El.....

Just curious, was a Gollum-lookin creature seen scurrying away from the scene? Because Pitino really needs to stop giving Miller tips on this stuff.

I was gonna be seriously pissed if this article had more than one word in it.

Don’t you ever disrespect Thin Mints like this ever again.

Wouldn’t your idea just incentivize middling teams to give up early in the season though? Take the Clippers this year, with all of the injuries that they had they were 8-15 a quarter of the way through the season. If you are an executive, why would you spend the last 60 games of the season playing catch-up in the…

In all reality though, her storyline so far has made absolutely no sense. Kurt apparently just flat out lied about the Authority hiring her as payback for Wrestlemania for no reason, and it’s pretty dumb that they want us to believe that a former UFC fighter got super upset over a slap.

I don’t think this works better than the current system at all, this solution ends up making the first 41 games more important than the others, when every game is supposed to count. The draft is supposed to benefit the worst teams, but you would have scenarios where playoff teams that have injuries the first half of…

As much as I hate to defend a Plumlee, they have at least some athleticism, so I think he wouldn’t be able to keep up with either. Also, have a Plumlee sprint across court to set a screen and you are just inviting wide open looks.

Boban is so terrible on defense that he can only get in and be productive like this when he gets to guard a plodding center. I’m sure Detroit did this every time they played the Nuggets and Raptors, but he’s unplayable against the other 28 teams.

Yeah but Ayton is almost certainly never gonna use a degree, so while what he’s being offered has value, it has no value to him. Also, college tuition is absolutely absurd in the first place, so offering to waive the ridiculously overpriced fees you charge people shouldn’t be a huge selling point.

Sure, but that also implies that every athlete wants their degree, when people like Lebron have absolutely no need for one. The hypocrisy of the NCAA is that the colleges are both educational institutions and large-scale businesses that rake in huge money, but the NCAA does its best to shit on every kid who only wants…

Don’t you ever disrespect Jermaine O’Neal like this ever again.

We really need to get rid of this “their payment is a free education” bullshit, because it paints all players with the same brushstroke when that’s just inaccurate. Sure, a free education might be worth it for a kid riding the bench at Oklahoma State, but not for DeAndre Ayton, who could go sign a contract for serious…

To be fair, he’s one year removed from being an MVP candidate, and played the year still hurt and adjusting to two new teams. Obviously we are all still gonna laugh if it happens, but I don’t think it’d be Derrick Rose/Joakim Noah levels of hilarious.

Hell it doesn’t matter to me what keeps them entertained and I’m glad this puzzle has done it, but I think it’s fair to expect them to understand that their hobby is pretty boring and irrelevant.

Probably because he was an 18 year old kid who never had to worry about who paid the dinner bill because his parents always did it? You know, like almost every other normal teenager?