As an OSU fan, I understand that we didn’t deserve to get in this. However, the committee is showing its inconsistency and SEC bias by ranking Auburn higher than USC. They apparently value Auburn’s better wins over an extra loss and no conference championship, but then they give Alabama the nod over Ohio State in the…

AHEM.

As someone who has participated in bro culture from time to time, I can accurately say that asking bros for serious dating advice is the worst idea possible. Don’t ask bros who haven’t been in a relationship for years, ask your best friends who give a damn about you as a person.

Too busy trying to figure out how magicians do that thumb-removal trick.

Plot twist: Jimbo just really hates Christmas, and cuts a tree down every year for the pleasure of knowing that some other family won’t be able to use it.

Jeter gift basket jokes are so old, Roy Moore doesn’t even notice them while walking through the mall.

Careful Tom, using the word Bull as a verb in today’s NBA can only be seen as a negative.

There’s a certain electric thrill to every aspect of Bagley’s game, as he continues to confidently pull new abilities out of his seemingly endless arsenal.

Has it really taken this long to determine that Dez is overrated? That man had three good seasons and has been mailing it in since 2014, and every announcer treats him like he’s Julio fucking Jones.

To be fair, we haven’t actually heard of anything Rupert Grint has done since Harry Potter, so he technically can’t qualify for the award.

Nah, Vader is clearly doing his best Bilbo impression here.

Has this dude never learned how to play dead?

Bro, just move the trash can and pee from the side. This ain’t rocket science.

He usually flip flops between being a dick and a pussy, so it’s a toss up.

In an ironic twist of fate, it looks like the Grizzles rooked David Fizdale.

I think you are missing the main point: they are already competing with those teams. They’ve already beaten the Warriors, Thunder, Celtics, Bucks, the full-strength Clippers, and the Timberwolves. Drummond may not be the best player on the court and a handful of better teams have way more stars, but who cares? Do you…

The man is turning into Gary Busey before our very eyes.

I’m not seeing the issue with keeping them short term? Tobias and Reggie are signed through next year, and while Avery’s contract is up at the end of the year, the Pistons trading for him allowed them to retain his Bird Rights, so they can go over the cap to resign him, which they absolutely will. I would say there’s…

These nominations and categories always leave me so confused. First of all, I still have no idea why there are two separate categories for Record of the Year and Song of the Year. Also, I realize that the nominations aren’t solely based off of popular opinion and the charts, but when I consider myself a fairly…