Get out of here, Cooper!

So you are telling me he’s gonna have to retire with his 100 million dollar net worth and a more functioning brain than anticipated? LIFE CAN BE SO CRUEL.

I’d have to imagine having one fantastic wide receiver wouldn’t overcome the issues of having no O-Line to protect you and a disappointing defense that he can’t rely on.

Sweet, we are now one Zeller brother retirement away from being able to debate which one even mattered in the NBA.

This headline’s credit is due to Jokic and the Nets starters equally, since it took just as much futility from the Nets in order to match Jokic’s brilliance.

That’s a nice look for Roger, he kilt it.

The thing to remember is that this secondary is still young, and while they were blitzed playing man-to-man for the first few weeks, having a whole season to develop could give them enough experience to leave the corners on islands and stack the box against the run. Lattimore is an absolute stud, but if Vaccaro and…

This is actually Brock telling Emmanuel “Come play quarterback for me. I can’t do this.”

This article is a ranking, not rankings. Get your shit together, Burneko.

Brissett has definitely proven his worth, but that feels like more of a silver lining at this point. This team had playoff aspirations with Luck, so to not even worry about having a playable backup for the most important position in the game just makes me wonder how fans of these teams stay invested when their teams…

The ball-dominance issues are understandable, but being able to acquire a former All-Star, dump Monroe and only sacrifice a pick in the 20s to do it just has to be done. Let’s just hope that this doesn’t impact Brogdon’s development in the long run.

“They obviously believed it because they did nothing to prepare for him not being there.”

Weird, that’s the same excuse I gave my girfriend last night.

Oh come on, that scissors joke from Korg right out of the gates might have been the best one in the movie. Completely out of left field.

Honestly, I like the way that Marvel is injecting the humor into their movies. Lately, they are making the individual franchises much more comedy heavy and leaving the more serious vibes for the group movies like Age of Ultron and Civil War, ones that actually move the entire universe’s plot along. For movies like…

The hypocrisy has already been revealed, they decided to sign McGloin because he “knows the system”. You know, the one that they built around Watson’s dual threat capabilities. Kaep would have no idea how to operate in that system.

Kaepernick doesn’t know the playbook? Who cares? Tom Savage, we can assume, knows the playbook well and he was terrible against the damn Colts!

Serious question: Deion knows that houses have a specific address, not roads, right?

I feel like Jameis is the guy who tries to create new slang and just misses the mark completely, hence us getting shit like this.

I think that most people find Russell corny solely for bragging about losing his virginity once he got married, that shit needs to go in the Corny Hall of Fame.