Oh come on, that scissors joke from Korg right out of the gates might have been the best one in the movie. Completely out of left field.

Honestly, I like the way that Marvel is injecting the humor into their movies. Lately, they are making the individual franchises much more comedy heavy and leaving the more serious vibes for the group movies like Age of Ultron and Civil War, ones that actually move the entire universe’s plot along. For movies like…

The hypocrisy has already been revealed, they decided to sign McGloin because he “knows the system”. You know, the one that they built around Watson’s dual threat capabilities. Kaep would have no idea how to operate in that system.

Kaepernick doesn’t know the playbook? Who cares? Tom Savage, we can assume, knows the playbook well and he was terrible against the damn Colts!

You forgot the most important aspect: this deal would bring Deadpool into the MCU! Can you imagine a Deadpool/Spider-Man movie with Ryan Reynolds and Tom Holland? That would be fucking dope!

Serious question: Deion knows that houses have a specific address, not roads, right?

I feel like Jameis is the guy who tries to create new slang and just misses the mark completely, hence us getting shit like this.

I think that most people find Russell corny solely for bragging about losing his virginity once he got married, that shit needs to go in the Corny Hall of Fame.

Yikes to the first letter. I personally would have a hard time seeing the brighter spots on a girlfriend who is OK that her life decisions cause her to pee the bed every two weeks.

I haven’t even heard him talk recently. Just look at that man!

Not gonna lie, Grit Rick Rubio is currently the most attractive player in the NBA, and we should be ashamed for not noticing him sooner.

Nobody is denying his right to decline it, but having the right to do it doesn’t make an action less scumbaggy.

Nope, these dumb fuckers signed Matt McGloin and punted on their season.

Someone get the 2020 lottery numbers from that SI writer, I need to get paid.

All of these comments are gonna be some low hanging Butt fruit, also known as dingleberries.

ARE YOU SHITTING ME? THEY WERE GOING TO GIVE UP A 2ND AND 3RD ROUND PICK JUST FOR MCCARRON?!?

For the Eagles, this was a luxury move, since if someone offers you a reigning Pro Bowler for a 4th round pick, it’s a no brainer, even if you don’t necessarily need it.

It’s one in which the San Francisco 49ers, having played enough miserable football to achieve an 0-8 record, have paid a high price for a solution—the best one available to them!

Yeah, if you notice the duds I listed were drafted by the Jaguars, Browns and Jets respectively, it makes a whole lot more sense.

You realize that the teams drafting these QBs in the top 5 are the ones with the worst record right? Watson, Wentz, Mariota, Bridgewater, Carr and possibly Goff have all completely changed the fortunes around for their teams since they were drafted. Not many QBs are expected to take their teams deep into the playoffs…