We’re done here, shut it down!

Joey Votto is giving these Reds fans overinflated egos after that viral video.

Or he should just go play in China, I hear football players are getting big deals over there lately.

Well Dahntay Jones is clearly stealing all of his damn shots

Reported transfer fee of 3-to-1 million

This idiot is about to get himself traded to the Knicks for Melo.

I’m not sure why you need a shooter to make Paul and Harden work? Chris had one shooter next to him last year and managed to shoot 41% from three on a team of stars. Anderson is a better shooter than Melo for sure, but Melo shot 36% last year from three, so it’s not necessarily a huge downgrade. Also, don’t forget…

I get your point, but I would say that’s a one-dimensional way of looking at it. Would adding Melo take away from what Harden can do? Of course, but adding Chris Paul did the same thing. At the end of the day Melo can do everything that Ryan can do offensively, not to mention he could be a better secondary facilitator…

Being on a shit Knicks team for years has made everyone forget how great of a player Melo actually can be. Is he a bonafide superstar? Of course not, but saying that he wouldn’t be a big upgrade over Ryan Anderson is a little farfetched.

What a time to be alive.

Solution: any team that signs Kaep gets a one time morality pass and will be allowed to start selling “Kaep Sucks” shirts, that’ll offset the money losses.

This Kaepernick black-balling is definite horseshit, but if I were him, I wouldn’t be trying to sign as a QB3 like this situation. We all know he can play, so better for him to just wait until the first big QB injury and take advantage of that.

Nah, he’s gonna start playing himself on The People vs. OJ Simpson, because that’s how shit works anymore.

Kung-Fu Couch Potato

Ending a sentence by saying “Dab” and then dabbing should get someone burnt at the stake. We don’t need these people.

If you were able to do this in 2nd grade, I would like to offer your son a football scholarship.

I’m not blaming the contestant at all, I’m aware that it was not his choice of costume. And again, ESPN didn’t tell volleyball “you all have to wear spandex or we aren’t airing it”, it’s the default uniform for everyone, and I’m sure the motivation needed to purge that completely from their broadcasts isn’t worth the…

Nope, LaVar would be in a trash can if this were true.

ESPN doesn’t govern the Olympic events, so getting the Olympic committee to change the entire uniform of a sport and enforce that for broadcasting purposes seems much more unreasonable than asking one player to make a skin change.

He wanted to distinguish himself from his financially unstable brother, Wrangler Bingohall.