If you think about it, that’s actually a pretty baller response nowadays.

For god’s sake, just let athletes use performance-enhancing drugs already. It’s hilarious that we judge what is an acceptable way to get physically prepared to play a sport and what isn’t, and now its come to the case where athletes can’t even go order a burger from a local restaurant without risking their…

Gronk saw this jersey, perked up a bit, then fell back into his chair disappointed.

Is this a masturbation reference?

Jimmy is now set on booty calls for LIFE.

Luckily for McGregor, Floyd only gets off that many total punches in 12 rounds after all of the dodging he does.

From what Zach Lowe has said, this isn’t necessarily a salary dump to get under the cap, but an attempt to get over the cap so they will have the full mid level exception to use this summer to sign a decent player.

Apparently I am nothing but a child convincing myself that I’m a mature adult, because I have watched this 10 times and I am laughing my ass off.

New York offered Carmelo and Sasha Vujacic to the Clippers in exchange for Jamal Crawford, Paul Pierce and Austin Rivers, a deal to which Rivers ultimately said no.

Guess what? He’s overrated. It’s not a coincidence that the man who has coached arguably the most talent in NBA history is considered the best coach of all time. More often than not in the NBA, the player makes the coach look good, not vice versa. D’Antoni was a washed up journeyman head coach before he managed to…

Mark my words, Rockets are no better than they were last year.

This move look amazing on paper though, hard to turn down a superstar for an aging sixth man, a fringe starting PG and a late first round pick. There will be some issues with sharing the rock, but we said the same about Steph/KD, Lebron/Kyrie, Lebron/Wade, etc and it almost always gets worked out. At a certain point,…

He looks like 2017 Pau Gasol and Enes Kanter had a lovechild.

“I bet Serena would put him to shame though!”

Nobody cared that 2015 Finals Lebron played the same way due to one fact: once Kyrie and KLove went down, Lebron was clearly the best option every time down the floor. It’s crazy how people are fine with that scenario, but when Russell has to deal with being the only guy for a whole season, people think he only cares…

Seriously, chased off two better players? Harden was traded in 2012 because they couldn’t keep all three guys with the salary cap, you can’t blame Russell for that at all. And to say he chased off KD when they were one game away from the Finals is a joke. They clearly worked together, KD just decided to take the…

“Baw gawd King! Will somebody stop the damn match?”

Hot take: Russell had a better MVP speech than KD.

I never understood why people hated D’Angelo for it and gave Nick Young a free pass for doing the shitty thing in the first place. All I heard was about how D’Angelo would never be a trustworthy teammate and how he would be a negative locker room influence, apparently one social media blunder is way worse for the…

Even Draymond Green didn’t become the loudmouth everyone loves to hate until he left Michigan for California.