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Classic Chad
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Tofu Freaking Rules

It's not a "meat replacement." With the enormous variety of tofu out there, it's its own thing.

As a person who is owned by 5 cats I went through 3 Corsair mouses and a Corsair K70 keyboard. And my 25 pound chonk broke my reset button on my Cooler Master tower. But I still love those furry assholes.

You know what the difference between us is? My name, my face, and my social media link are right there. I stand by everything I say and don’t talk shit anonymously.

So.

Saltine+ cream cheese + grape jelly. One of grandpa’s old standby’s.

I want to warp to November so I can vote this incompetent asshole out of office.

Dean did not have a good relationship with his parents and was embarrassed that he made it far enough for home visits. Bachelor wrapped it up with a bow, but it was strained, and he seemed on edge through most of the visit. Watching Bachelor and Survivor has always made it sting a little that I don’t exactly have a

I’ve got no scruples and a WaPo subscription, so here ya go:

I think it all started when Beyonce was pregnant with her twins and all of a sudden decided that she was some sort of earth goddess for getting knocked up (funny how she never felt that way when she was “pregnant” with Blue). That ridiculous display on the Grammys was way too much.

Surely there’s a $12,000 name for the particular SHADE of gray...

the socialist owner of three homes”

I imagine these 2 walking and sounding like someone rubbing two huge rubber balloons together.

When I think back to Final Fantasy VII, I remember the feelings, impressions, and atmosphere of the game above everything else.

As a Gay man, Diamond reacted like anyone who’s only been given half the story. He went full misogynist the moment she wanted to talk about it.

It’s like watching disbelievingly as someone goes googly-eyed for a robot programmed to perform a personality based off the outline of a dating profile.

As a linguistics major, my only real gripe with this movie (because other unrealistic stuff is mitigated by, y’know, aliens) is that for some reason a linguist decided using written English alongside spoken English was a good way to teach an alien human language, considering how lousy English is at consistent written

A super model calling someone ugly in any other case would be low. Here I praise it.