I used to just want to have his looks. Like, if an alien wizard beamed down to earth and was like “who do you wish you could look like” without skipping a beat I would have answered “Jude Law.”

To think they have the audacity to compare other people to primates. He could have been the stunt double for the monkey kid in the ‘90s Jumanji without makeup.

Yeah, he looks like a 15-year-old to me. Or he’s what you would get if you asked a computer to spit out a composite of “most attractive person.” The computer would put together all of the pieces, but the result would be something uncanny and weird rather than hot. 

incelwaffen

You just done paid for site operation for a month with the incelwaffen hate clicks this is gonna generate.

Okay, I will try to be precise. Cooking with gas is optimal.

Pasta fagioli, not the minestrone like soup, but literally pasta and beans, is similar to your recipe but I use cannellini beans and ditalini pasta. Olive oil, lots of garlic, a little crushed red pepper for heat, then add crushed tomatoes, simmer and finally ad the cannelini until it is piping hot. Add a little fresh…

I have to put in a plug for Strange Days, an underrated sci-fi noir directed by Kathryn Bigelow back in the 90s. Set in the lead up to NYE 1999, it stars an excellent Ralph Fiennes and spectacular Angela Bassett, somewhat dodgy performances from Juliette Lewis and Tom Sizemore, questionable amounts of sweat on all the…

Must be related to Jill.

The description at the Bundesarchiv (German federal archive) notes that the photo has been retouched: https://www.bild.bundesarchiv.de/dba/de/search/?query=Bild+146-1978-086-03

Truly amazing how entertained certain people are by endless, minute variations on “I identify as an attack helicopter.”

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

This.

I didn’t agree with a lot of the posts on Splinter and I often disagreed with a lot of the comments. But the one thing I always appreciated was that when something absolutely ludicrous happened and not nearly enough people were going around saying, “What the flying fuck was that?” I could always find people on…

The Ant Man review one is great, mainly because it’s reviewed alongside Fan4stic, which had a cameo by Tim Heidecker.

Latinidad is a concept created in USA, how can you cancel a concept in Latin America that doesn't actually exist there.

I feel like if I don’t forward this on to ten friends, she will come after my family.

Why do all black republican men look like they have second jobs moonlighting as funeral home directors?