Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

It’s official: Russia has won the Spacer Race.

Superior configuration

I’ll bet 99% of the injuries on this list were directly preceded by someone yelling “HEY, CHECK THIS OUT!”

More of a sloppy New Year’s Day. Woke up hungover on my guy’s futon at 6 AM. We all needed breakfast. I drive in a haze and get McDonald’s drive through. The lady gave me a dirty look and I figured I deserved it due to looking like shit...it took me a 39 minute drive and my boyfriend pointing at my chest for me to…

> Author: *writes an intensely personal article about their life-changing experience being part of a wonderfully vibrant video game community, how it helped them embrace their identity, how they found love and friendship and remarkable people with whom they created unforgettable memories, and how empty it feels now…

This was my first thought as well. He’s aging at Michael Rappaport speed.

I had been a poor student for years, sleeping on an air mattress in a sleeping bag, when my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her I wanted a duvet to replace my sleeping bag and a real suitcase to replace a weathered duffel bag. She implied she had some extra money that year and asked if I had a…

I would never be able to operate under that system. If I believe in something enough to bother arguing in the first place, it doesn’t matter if it’s a ‘3’ or a ‘9.’ Besides. I’d rather lose an argument over something I’m wrong about than win it just because it was more important to me. I also can’t imagine being with…

The one topic that consistently left students flabbergasted was the idea...that it doesn’t take a dark alleyway and a ski mask to make a woman feel unsafe.

Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.

I’m engaged. Is it bad that I want this veil so it can swallow my enemies like a big beautiful spider web?

being pushed, kicked, and threatened by a larger person is in fact brutal. It is a violent act done without regard for safety. 

It’s illustrated, and picture books are for Hufflepuffs.  Ravenclaws read books with just words in ‘em.

It’s illustrated, and picture books are for Hufflepuffs.  Ravenclaws read books with just words in ‘em.

That guy celebrating the 1 series crash in the lead gif is the hero we all need.

Couldn’t*

It makes a certain bit of sense that the show would start to flail when Frank attained power —Frank’s only goal was the nihilistic quest for power and, like a dog chasing a car, he’d have no idea what do if he actually caught it. But the show never bothered to underline that point, and so it just sputtered rather than…

I’m waiting for the day when we don’t focus on the body types of the actors playing the roles. Rebel Wilson and Melissa McCarthy are both token actors used to promote some false idea of body diversity in Hollywood. It’s not really that empowering as their weight is often used for comic relief in the material.