Not gonna lie- my senior photo was good. My photo from Junior year was the stuff of Buzzfeed Worst 80’s Hair Days dreams. Not posting it. But!

Because each bottle is 12 years old

My most embarassing moment was the Project Graduation. I was so pissed at everyone, that I sulked throughout the entire day, because here was a bunch of people who had made high school a living hell for me, and now they were all of a sudden being nice to me. I didn’t speak to anyone, I didn’t eat anything with anyone,…

Thankfully it has been a long time since then :) I left right after 9/11. Suddenly the "life is too short to put up with this shit" message became VERY clear.

I read your last sentence with relief, because as I read your story, all I could think was, "Man, I hope she's not still married to that guy."

You could not pay me enough to take a kid that age to such an event.

I went searching for Nicolas Cage .gifs and look at this majesty.

I don't know. I gave myself home perms all through high school and they looked fine.

I'll throw in an early prediction - since nobody I know likes The Grand Budapest Hotel, that will win Best Picture. Over the last decade, that seems like the most likely predictor in the category.

oh god what if the kid got away with like

this is some INSANE SHIT

Most definitely not handsome.

will definitely have Gaston on her head for at least a couple of weeks during sex.

it was already done before TARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I love Taylor and her white hotness but I also love Lupita and her black hotness.

Dirty Talk is a great time for my people pleasing crutch to come out:

I think she's great! Have you seen Adventureland?

Yeknow, I always say this: Do you want to be judged based on who you were at 18/16/14? I know I don't. I was a raving conservative in high school. I'd be mortified if people thought that was still me.

Havent played for I think 3 years now. Cant even remember any more. Probably one of the better decisions in my life. 3 Years sounds about right, quit shortly after Cataclysm. will be 4 years in a few months.