"Burt Reynolds' kiss makes you gay."

I honestly think it's mostly that men aren't raised to have an internal, never-ending shame if their house isn't Martha Stewart levels of clean and perfect like women are. It's not that they can't, or won't clean - it's that they honestly don't have that same societal pressure there driving them to do it.*

I dunno. Vegan farts are kind of unstoppable.

After splitting from Gwyneth he probably farted for a week nonstop. You know she doesn't allow that behavior in the house.

Complimented one of the brides on her hat, who responded, dripping in sarcasm, that it was so nice that *most of her friends* had made a contribution to the ceremony. Bear in mind we gave cash money as a gift.

THIS GIF OMG WHAT.

Pot pizza gives me the munchies, and I want more pizza. Pot pizza gives me the munchies, and I want more pizza...

Not sure how weird it is, but I recall the thing that short-circuited my tiny, little brain the most. I still start to breathe heavily when I think about it too long. My wife (girlfriend at the time) told me she was going upstairs to take a shower. She came back down buck naked and took the video camera and plugged…

I think there's something missing from this discussion- JRPG's don't have to be cinema. They don't have to be Hollywood. They sure as hell don't have to be set in some sort of futuristic setting.
What so many of us long for and pine after is a return to the simple joys of escaping reality by visiting mysterious ancient…

You forgot to add "like a boss."

Oh man, #1 so much. Wish I could do that one over.

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

Agreed. He's painfully large and refuses to put in the foreplay that the average bag requires. He also thinks that jackhammer speed is the key to female pleasure.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

A little thing: "cafeteros" mean "coffee growers", not "coffee drinkers".

I wrote a post about this dress! Going up later.

It's like Nickelback's music, people keep buying it.