Near as I can tell, this is not on FX, but on “FX on Hulu.” That means it is only on streaming (Hulu), not cable (FX). I wish they would stop doing this and just either say it is either on Hulu or FX. This isn’t the first time I have seen AV Club get it wrong and it isn’t only this site that does. The trailer doesn’t…

I also thought that was Simon Helberg on the lower right. IMDB does not list a Doctor Who credit, so probably not.

Now I want a pic of a real dog trying to hump the robot dog with the flamethrower mounted on it.

I’m guessing, but maybe because then they would have to dry it or else it would mold and rot faster. Spraying big lots of produce with water might be easy, but drying it would require laying it out in a thin layer for a while or having equipment (lots of fans) to blow air over it for a while and would take a lot…

Was AI written by AI?

Second shift at the SV Club has been like this for years. Even when they bring on new people to write in the evening, it’s all snark, all the time, no matter the topic or how deserved it is.

“Less comedy?” You’re telling me you didn’t laugh out loud when (19th sad, horrible thing) happened in “Civil War?”

It’s going to be 90 minutes of rumbling with a dark screen and occasional flashes of light. Then at the end, it will be really hard to get out of your theater seat if you are over 30.

If a police procedural only gets 3 seasons on CBS, it must really suck.

I especially love this:

SEC investigation:

The aristocracy there is more inbred than European royal families. The BG’s primary methodology is their breeding program and has been influencing it that way for millenia to get a Messiah that they can control.

Are you sure you know what “essential” means?

This is what good directors do. Everything in the frame is selected and there for a reason. They don’t say “get a vase of flowers,” they say “get a 9 inch high, 4 inch wide, blue glass vase with 7 pink peonies.” and they have a reason for it.

Also, you can fire your employees.

The lawyers will get millions. The plaintiffs will get a 50% off movie ticket (not valid on Friday/Saturday/Sunday, or for a 3D or IMAX show, subject to availability, must book through the app 30 days ahead).

I usually find these suits to be either pointless wastes of time or cash grabs and usually due more to misunderstanding than outright fraud, but if you say you are selling me 24 oz of something and you are only selling me 22 oz, AND you (probably) stick a “BEST VALUE!” sticker next to the larger size when it literally…

When I was working, I’m sure I did say “I don’t need kids, I have employees” several times.  Usually when they were arguing with each other and I had to mediate.

If The Coffee Table isn’t looking for revenge against people who didn’t use coasters and left rings then someone should be fired.

You know what vehicle can handle both of those things at the same time? Every single other one ever made.