Was AI written by AI?

Second shift at the SV Club has been like this for years. Even when they bring on new people to write in the evening, it’s all snark, all the time, no matter the topic or how deserved it is.

“Less comedy?” You’re telling me you didn’t laugh out loud when (19th sad, horrible thing) happened in “Civil War?”

If a police procedural only gets 3 seasons on CBS, it must really suck.

Also, you can fire your employees.

The lawyers will get millions. The plaintiffs will get a 50% off movie ticket (not valid on Friday/Saturday/Sunday, or for a 3D or IMAX show, subject to availability, must book through the app 30 days ahead).

I usually find these suits to be either pointless wastes of time or cash grabs and usually due more to misunderstanding than outright fraud, but if you say you are selling me 24 oz of something and you are only selling me 22 oz, AND you (probably) stick a “BEST VALUE!” sticker next to the larger size when it literally…

When I was working, I’m sure I did say “I don’t need kids, I have employees” several times.  Usually when they were arguing with each other and I had to mediate.

It would be hard. So much of it is internal dialogue and not much action happens. Acceptance would be easier to film, I think.  Maybe you could combine the two somehow?

Why the fuck can’t NBC make any money off of the Olympics any more?

Baseball? Not worthy of being an Olympic sport. But breakdancing? Hell yeah!

I definitely thought that and even expected a musical cue, but didn’t really get one.

“What if the trilogy...were made of trilogies?”

I mean, if they are looking for a guy to direct a magnificent and bloody shootout, QT may be willing to make one more picture.

Wait, I’ve been told that the beauty of living in LA is that you can surf in the morning and ski in the afternoon, which implies that Angelenos don’t fear cold or snow.

She didn’t die so many times that when she actually did, I gasped.

It can have technical legal merit and still be objectively frivolous. Claiming you have suffered significant harm, going to court over $8 and a few hours of your time is, by any measure that doesn’t require a lawyer to define, frivolous.

True facts: 80% of donated organs come from motorcycle accidents and the supply of organs increases after motorcycle rallies.

You are so smart. You are so smart. SMRT. I mean SMART.

It's been going on since at least "Farscape." Usually there is some extenuating circumstances like change in ownership, pandemic, writer's strike, or at least problems with the show causing excessive production time.