Expanding on the best parts of the prequels!  I mean, other than the fart jokes.

As someone else once said...

No one must know or we could endanger us both

Stick to sporks!

I used to work 70 hours a week. I still managed to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Hell, when I was an intern, living alone, and spending 80 - 100 hours a week at the hospital I managed it. We aren’t talking about making time to train for a 10k here.

See, I read that and think “39% of millennials are mind bogglingly lazy.” I’m a pretty sedentary guy, but I can’t imagine being this lazy and my mother absolutely would not have tolerated that from me growing up.

not sure why it had to be that one instead of our new more advanced planes, but I’ll just accept that there’s a valid reason

They will make so many seasons that they will have to create a new dub in A New Hope where Vader says “when last we met, I was but the learner. Now I am the master” and Obi Wan says “been a busy week for you, huh?”

One advantage of being old, a fan of SF, old SF movies, Kurt Russell and John Carpenter even in the early 80's is that I saw it in the theater. One disadvantage of being not quite old enough is that we had to pay somebody’s older brother to buy us the tickets.

The most amazing special effect in this movie is how they managed to, with a straight face, claim that the US Military was at a technological disadvantage and an underdog against some unnamed “rogue state.”

No, they lean pretty heavily on Lisa Marie too :)

Once he’s caught in a trap, and he’s discombobulated and doesn’t understand…someone who’s got such a hole in his heart like Elvis constantly looking and searching for love and finding it onstage but nowhere else

Maybe chosen by “which of these kids has had the biggest growth spurt and can least pass for 15 years old anymore.”

The patio on my high rise apartment makes that difficult.

Yup. Roman is probably closest to Detroit style as far as the crust goes but it doesn’t have the heavy toppings or burnt cheese on the edges. Famous Roman pizza maker Gabriele Bonci opened a couple places in Chicago. There is no menu because they make whatever they feel like and you buy it by the pound. looks like…

I don’t think your problem is with personal sized pizza, it is the fact that you are ordering it from Pizza Hut.

I appreciate the effort, but this varies so much by where you are and the weather year to year. I’ve been going to the farmer’s market since the beginning of May in Chicago where the farmers come from NE Illinois, NW Indiana, and SW Michigan. One stall had a few sweet cherries last week, but really the only fruit we…

You know what else works as “plant based rice?”

the studio landed itself in hot water by simultaneously doing too much, and not enough.

How many slides in the “What Went Wrong with the AV CLUB” slideshow?