- The original Jurassic Park is available for purchase/rental on many media formats and streaming platforms seems to run constantly on a loop on about a dozen basic cable channels.

It’s not like the end of the Second Age has never been seen.

Step 1: Make zombies and mutant monster hordes
Step2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

So you are saying they either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain?

Every state is a very red state once you get outside the cities.  Even in the bluest state, when you get far enough from the cities you are basically in Alabama.

You don’t need a pressure cooker or slow cooker to make sweetened, condensed milk into dulce de leche.  You can just boil it in a regular old stockpot for 2 or three hours to get the same result.  Let it cool completely before you open it unless you want to paint your ceiling a lovely shade of caramel.

I buy my milk from a long time certified RWNJ. He was a fundie ;effort it was cool. I’m not proud of that, but it is the best milk around.

Kids don't care about sexuality until some small minded bigot teaches them that some sexualities are "wrong."

I’ll start a fight for you. Environmentalism, in general, is an ethic for the rich. When your children don’t have enough to eat today, you don’t care if your farming methods are sustainable or not. Sustainability is for people who know they will be alive next year.

I also thought they might do something different, probably the same thing you thought. But no, they just turned the crazy dial up to 11 after that. Then they broke the knob off the dial, got out the Sawzall, cut open the crazy machine, and overclocked that sucker till it started small fires on the desk.

Yeah. In college, we would go to all you can eat nights all the time and I could put away 2 full slabs of ribs or a couple of mission burritos. I probably got my money’s worth.  Now the wife and I will split a slab of ribs and have leftovers to take home.

It really is pretty easy. Stuff the inside with herbs and citrus (I like either parsley/thyme/lemon or cilantro/lime). Salt and pepper inside and out pepper, oil the outside well, cut a few grooves in each side about every inch and a half, cook on a well oiled grill for 10 - 15 min over medium, roll it over the back…

Yeah, it seems like the bacon is going to overwhelm the fish, even if you use a fatty fish like mackerel. It also might prevent the fish skin from crisping up and that’s not good.

The movie was fun and she was great. I don’t really get the glowing reviews. It’s a big, loud, dumb, fun, summer movie that leans very heavily on nostalgia for the first one. It has as much (or more) shot-for-shot and scene-for-scene stuff as recent Star Wars or Star Trek, but it seems to be getting a pass for all…

For a friend.

No, no, yes, only if pickled.

This is the only correct take. But most people around here seem to have been born after 1990 and have no idea what you are talking about. Their loss.

What, you got something against sand?

You pay in advance since you have to have a Ventra account or buy a card before boarding.