Shit happens sometimes. Live your life until it’s over.

Grand Karen FTW

If it has nothing to do with them then Stellantis can easily enough change it to something that has more value during the next mid-cycle. Unless, of course, there is implicit value being derived from the usage of the name and of which the owners of that name are being denied a say in.

Could go nuts with the Stars

They already had a Commander... maybe take the military motif & roll with that:

The Jeep KLxxx, with xxx being the number of cylinders and the displacement in liters of the engine. So KL424 or KL632. Given the Hellcatting of all things, a KL862SC is likely soon.

How has nobody suggested Canyonero yet?

The new Jeep Grand Patriot spokesman:

Nothing so official. They’d just tell Jeep to

I’ll get it out of the way, Jeepy McJeepface.

The Jeep Fe₂O_3.

We didn’t conquer the french’s native land. It’s not equivocal

Patriot. It’s dumb but it’ll play well with the riff-raff. 

Mall-Master! (including the “!”)

Failing that:
The Jeep Grand Karen

Jeep Grand Grocery Getter.

The Jeep Trail of Tears.

Weird that I can reply on this article but not post my own comment. Only problem with Laredo is now they’re renaming a trim level on the Grand too.

How about the Jeep Custer and Grand Custer?

Two things can be true.