At first when you said "particularly choice excerpts", I was afraid you were being sarcastic and I was cringe-reading. And then I got very happy. Terry Crews for President.

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

Alright, guys. It's been translated for you by one of your own, so no more excuses and no more "I don't get it." Time to get with the program, or Terry C. will come pec-flex you into oblivion.

I'll agree to disagree. You can't compare the feeling of driving top-down to a coupe with a moonroof and two doors. I've driven a the same basic car (335i coupe RWD and 335is convertible) and the experiences are vastly different.

Depends on what you call a track-performer? I consider 99% of all sports-cars you can buy as potential daily drivers. Saying someone should buy a base Corvette convertible instead of a Z06 convertible because they don't use it on the track is pretty short-sighted. The Z06 is going to be better even at lower speeds…

I have never seen the people you speak of opt for the GT. I fully agree with you if you are referring to the lower levels. Not the GT, SS though. While I'm sure there are some poseurs who some how scrounge together the finance for them, I wouldn't label them as poseur's cars.

A la my neighbor and pretty much every parent I see driving now:

I'd give most folks the benefit of the doubt, but the stats don't look kindly on sub-30 year olds driving supercars with much semblance of restraint.

I never cared for him until I saw him at the Super Bowl this year. The dude's the real deal, and this James Brown-style jam is just sick.

How can you hate Bruno Mars? Did he run over your dog? Borrow money from you and never pay it back? Light a bag of dog poo on your porch, ring the doorbell and run? I don't understand. Surely you don't hate him just for making music.

how did he come by this money? Something tells me he didn't earn it.

Hands up if you too were expecting to see motorcycling content. Totally forgot that he does this too. Neat pass for sure, but the other guy blew the turn.

Because COOKIE MONSTER WARLORD!

Yeah, because the paywall ruined everything, not the fact that producing great content for the internet is a sure way to financial calamity for independent producers. And while you're off being happy and smug, some of us have to rebuild our lives after putting everything we had into a project we all loved and still…

"You want to talk about oppressive, talk about a government spending hundreds of millions on new freeways, and then setting the speed limit at 50 mph"

jesus, the struggle is real. Those communist fascist bastards! Limiting your rate of travel on public roads to 50 mph! Thats fascism if i've ever seen it.

Also, most cops squids are on a huge above the law power trip. They enjoy being that giant dick with a badge crotch rocket. Most traffic enforcement biker gangs harbor societal discontent by giving out shitty revenue generating tickets showing off dangerous tricks to whoever they can, pestering people and generally…

[After watching and dramatic pause] "Yeah."