Larry Wilmore is OK. Nobody in the liberal comedy talkosphere since Jon Stewart and Colbert have been able to measure up to their sharpness and political coherence, imo. 

I tried to learn about "planetary indulgence" and I think you need to go back to Sunday school

That V8 is a scam, right? 

It seems crazy to me that she’s truly wanting for companionship in NYC, a city with tons of Chinese people and Mandarin speakers. I hope the community there finds a way to reach out and lift her up. She's a better chance for basketball glory than the Knicks, for sure. 

Neither Cowboy or Joe Rogan are the ref, and so you can't say it was 100% blowing his nose, or if he was toast regardless

One thing I've never seen in a Deadspin article on this horrorshow of a track is how many horses die around the country at other tracks? Because in my mind it feels like it's not zero, but how much worse is this track than others? Is it more or less than we'd think? 

Pretty sure that was the point 

Be real, boxy almost 100% because Lego

Update: the dog is dead

Gabe... Normally I hate the armchair nitpickers slagging on you guys, but "could care less" is my least favourite mistake. 

Patron Saint of Frontrunners

So you don’t think people should get warnings if there’s a chance they might be killed by something preventable?

Quarantine. Oh, you bought a first-class ticket? Too bad. You’re in the quarantine zone, now. Someone with a platinum-class medallion in business class just got bumped up

Almost definitely you’d be the person who helped a Named Disease jump the species barrier, and generations henceforth would ask “wow, this guy really fucked an alien though??? "

The last gen Silverado is glare city. Same with HID Corollas! 

Rx-7 at the drag strip?

Yes, but these people kill other people too. That's where I don't give a shit about your hard on for purely personal responsibility. We have a social responsibility to reduce the effect of assholes who drink and drive

What do you think those vents are normally for, cooling the tires? 

It’s a warning, you idiot. If they knew exactly where/if it’d hit they could just contact that person instead of needing to broadcast it.