COTD

COTD

This was so fucking deep, I just shed a tear

👏 stop 👏 commenting 👏 COTD 👏 on 👏 things 👏 that 👏 aren’t 👏 that 👏 great

Do you know who the fuck you’re talking to? That’s Fancy Kristen

Well, surely if a Rolls Royce is quiet, a Miata will be...

I think Torchinsky is the guy to run a compression test on your various “cylinders”

I guess we just be thankful that this old fogey didn’t call them “chicks”? Yikes.

This was an attempt to ironically underwhelm, yes?

We get it, you’re a bigger purist than we are

That’s a grrrrrreat take!

Didn’t like it at first. Looks like an obvious Raptor ripoff. But it’s *fine* now. I think the way it was presented on Jalopnik influences a lot of the reaction, too.

People just hate change. You’ll probably love it in 4 years.

Always think of this classic clip when I hear "father figure" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kL9S0yUmSIY

+1 short seller controlling the media

Wow, not you too, Mary!

I'm doing that this year. Even got em early. I'm quite excited. 

I’d say it’s more like:

Subtlety isn't the only part of wit. 

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