What the fuck... the article hasn’t even been up for ten minutes and somebody beat me to the Cloverfield Paradox quantum entanglement higgs boson string theory take?! What can I say? When you’re good, you’re good... and you my friend, and quite possibly every multiverse iteration, are very good.

Rub his nose in it, otherwise he’ll never learn.

It’ll bring a smile to Thanos’s face, guaranteed.

Except with long, terrifying knives on their feet.

and Spidey

I’m so for this.

It seems obvious that the new Trinity of the Avengers after Infinity War will be Black Panther, Captain Marvel and Doctor Strange.

The Iron Man vibe at the end of Black Panther was not lost on me. Leaving the theater all I could think about was how Marvel just positioned Black Panther and Chadwick Boseman as the feature leader of the MCU who will carry the franchise forward into the next phase. I can’t wait.

BitchMeeToo.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

To me, Thor 1 was better than 2. Whoever thinks different must be really dumb.

I would watch both of those movies back-to-back before I would watch either Iron Man 2 or 3.

“It’s not TV. It’s a giant swinging electric blue dick.”

“Wonder what Jonathan Papelbon is up to?”

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

He’s already Optimus Dime!

I love it when people actually read the article and put a bit of thought into their comments. Bless you.

We are now at the point where I look at both of those guys and seriously think, “You know what? That doesn’t sound so bad!”

Yeah I almost gave that a star because I thought it was a subversive comment on the origins of white privilege in the US. Glad I read down as it seems this guy’s pretty committed to the literal truth of that statement.