On the handling of duds. May I suggest tongs?

I’ve been discussing the weather with friends a lot. That alone makes this article a winner. Thanks.

Interesting coincidence over on Cracked.

The gentleman with the gold tie has redefined “smokin’ “ for the 21st Century.

The greatest fear of the racist is that the people he oppresses think like he does. And therefore given any chance to attain equal status will result in them taking revenge on their oppressors.

Comment of the year.

Some adults should never be allowed near children.

“I’m so mad at you I’m gonna shoot myself in the ass.” BANG! “There, that’ll make you feel bad.”

Why are all the voter frauds we hear about by Republicans? Yes, that’s a rhetorical question. Conscienceless cheats gotta break the rules.

Well shucks...

Offer void where prohibited.

I’m out. I’m Irish. What about our traditional values? Green beer on St. Paddy’s Day (totally different from St. Patrick’s Day), corn beef and cabbage and mocking Anglo-Saxons and others who think they’d have a culture without the stuff they have stolen from every land they conquered and the people they suppress.

These are fun even you aren’t a kid. Thank you.

Sounds like a revival of the old “worry stones” from the 70s. Of course the idea is much older than that. Something to let you defocus or refocus is a useful item.

Sounds like a revival of the old “worry stones” from the 70s. Of course the idea is much older than that. Something…

Remember without Don Trump’s signature the relief check isn’t valid. Send it to Mar-A-Lago for endorsement.

That’s called carrying a grudge with both hands in my family.

You first. Texas next. Nobody else third.

If she gets some momentum going, they may reopen Rikers as a Whites Only club.

See my rude remark. He does indeed not seem to be in control. But self-control seems rare among the sort who go on rants like this either online or in the real world.

Elmendorf sounds like he should be in a mental institution. No control over his emotions and impulses. Either way, he should not be allowed human contact until properly housebroken and trained to heel without a leash.