I don’t mind not being able to read them as long as Mr. Vance is finally reading them. I’ll wait for the simple explanations of why a particular line item means Trump used chocolate sauce instead of super glue and why it’s significant.

Another “surprise attack nobody saw coming” that the analysts kept warning their bosses about and being ignored because it was inconvenient to have a crisis or somebody wanted it to happen. A conspiratorial mindset almost seems to be a useful default in these cases.

“It’s a fake! It’s a fake! It’s a,...gmphhh!!! AAAAARRRGGGGHH! That hurt!” Some people only learn by doing it themselves. Or more frequently, doing it to themselves. Thank you.

At least Ms. Brown doesn’t have glue in her hair anymore.

It’s not that hard. Besides, a summons does not mean you will be picked or that a trial will occur. I haven’t been called lately, but for a while it was almost an annual event. Out of about eight summons I had to report five times and only actually served three times. Only one went longer than a day.

It puts pressure right where all my masks leak unless I hold my nose. Let’s see if this works.

Every now and then even the best lawyer gets a client who cannot be defended by any stretch of the legal imagination. Including being on the losing side of any plea deal. Better to just not waste time beyond the bare minimum, give ‘em a 5% discount and let the judge throw the book at them.

Your lips to god’s ear.

Let’s hope so.

“The Button” is a briefcase full of launch codes held by a soldier who doesn’t have to give them to an obvious madman.

He wasn’t properly motivated. Knowing his ass will be in jail by February with no bail because he is a flight risk, now that’s motivation.

Twitter will delay any effort to ban Trump until sued multiple times. His followers are a major revenue source. You can sell them anything.

Mr. Crockett has a fine and wicked sense of humor.

As long as they are someone else’s problem. We won’t even notice the lost tax revenue.

Hopefully the Secret Service and other agencies have doubled their efforts to keep Biden and Harris alive.

Trump hired those new Supreme Court justices to ensure his reelection. How’d he manage to fuck that up so badly?

An alternate idea if you know someone wants a pet. An IOU for shots/neutering costs. Or a basic supply of necessities once they choose their forever friend.

They thought other Red counties throughout the nation would rise up in right-winger rage and start a revolting rebellion. When all they got was an attaboy from Trump, they knew it was a lost cause.

That poor dog looks humiliated.

He had nothing in mind but showing everyone how tough he is. By getting the US declared a rogue nation. And the GOP a terrorist organization.