“Mom’s gonna kill me if she hears about this.”

I never heard it called that before. And I have three Irish great-grandmothers in my family tree. I’m still learning things.

I’ve got my place picked out. The back step of my apartment. (nyah!)

Grilled sea horse? (adds to list to try)

Take Sam the Lion’s advice. Then use Hello Kitty band-aids to cover the sensor.

Horse manure can be made into fertilizer. Trump poisons the land, water and air of this country.

That is where it can be banned. Governments are held to different standards.

If you are driving behind one double your following distance and watch for spit and empty beer cans.

Commented into the spotlight. And like a cockroach fled back into the all-concealing shadows. (Bat Duck reference from Tiny Toons)

Terrorist training video. I though there were laws against that.

Don’t swing too far the other way. Even in jest at the moment.

Finally found someone safe to arrest.

If they were truly sincere, they would preparing an official act to condemn the President, Bannon and the criminals at Charlottesville. (listens and hears crickets) Back to business as usual Wednesday.

Nice see some consistency in his behavior. Even if it has the consistency of toxic sludge.

I wouldn’t exactly call it explicit or a denunciation. I’d call it a cheapass, threadbare cover for his real attitude which he already made plain on the day Heather Heyer died. And every time a mosque burns or or a black man is shot in the back by police he says it louder.

I’m Chad. But I’ve given up on expecting anything good to ever happen without assholes ruining it a day, week, month, year, decade later. Until the human race finally blows itself out like a candle taking innocent, guilty and idiotic alike nothing will stay changed for the better and the worst of us will command all…

His lips flapped but nothing came out.

It means he’s still electable in 2020. As long as they redline enough Democrats and cook the machines.

You both win the Pulitzer in Best Short Fiction category.

My last name has two distinct pronunciations, and three official spellings. Nobody gets it right the first try. My first name has two spellings, sometimes consider gender specific depending on the person’s background. I developed a thick hide early and keep a casual attitude now. Ask and I’ll tell you. Well, not here…