I call ‘em bags. Call mine as you see it.

Looks like Salem, Oregon is shutting down that Monday. I’m lucky the eclipse is coming to me.

Virgil Finlay if you have a hard time reading the signature. A classic SF artist of the Gold and Silver Age.

Woo-Hoo! Now do Fantasy & Science Fiction.

My Mom would still smack me if I was that crude. The only reason my Dad wouldn’t is he’s been dead for ten years. At five years he might have still reared up and said “We raised you better than that.” Not saying I don’t get my foot in my mouth. But I can’t blame anyone.

At age 3 I took a swan dive out of my high chair, banged my head on the kitchen table hard enough to require stitches and you can still feel the groove in my skull from the impact over my eye. Sorry Mom. As one can tell I came out without major damage. Worry is OK, but panic never helps. This was back in the 50s. The…

Tom Lehrer - So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)

Watching uncensored video of Trump’s reaction (dancing around the room, yelling “take that Obama!”) would not sell very well outside the Red “no-go” zones.

“For the times they are a’ changing.” I’m old enough to have heard that when it first came out. Maybe they are changing, but some people refuse to notice the physical lack of “white men only” signs these days and think it’s still 1950. And there are enough of them to be a serious danger to progress.

Yay?

They are rich enough to cover both sides of the bet. Just in case.

Nobody. Have a nice day citizen.

I want the prescription he’s using. Why should Trump be the only one existing in a completely separate reality where everything’s just hunky-dory?

OK Florida, time to step your game again. The Cray-Cray meter just overloaded but you can do it.

Andrew Anglin: pobuckra’s so white he doesn’t have any gray cells.

As a teen, I helped raise two sisters. I never got married. There may be a connection but I don’t think about it too much.

Local stores now have a couple “family friendly” checkout lines per store. No temptations.

Oh my! They make an old man smile.

Shemp was good at his job. Joe Besser was the low point.

The 6th Marx Brother.