Having served their purpose, they were sent back to where they came from.

I like “All White” best. It’s the most original. And gives the widest stage to play on. That means spinoffs.

Are they gonna put him under oath so all he will do is plead the 5th? Or let him lie creatively like they let Jarrod do?

McCain is a tool of the GOP. They will use his Vietnam POW cred until he croaks. And he goes along with it because they are the only ones he understands in this totally new world he has stumbled into.

Anybody done the Bohemian Rhapsody gag yet? I’m hoping the new guy knows how to fandango. Scarmouche and Sanders. Not quite Fred and Ginger. They will both be constantly dancing backward. High heels optional.

He wants the world to come to him. So far every time he’s gone out in the world, he gets burned. Apparently he spends as much time in the White House as possible out of touch with everybody else. OK, out of touch with his staff. But the prior sentence is mostly true.

Absolutely the most tone-deaf offering I have ever heard. And that includes “Heil Honey. I’m Home”.

Because even Cheeto doesn’t believe Donald Trump is a real person.

Well what else is a lawyer good for except getting you off the hook when the cops find lines of blow on a dead hooker’s butt in your cabana?

“I’ll do the backstabbing around here, Baba Looey. And doooon’t you forget it!”

An embarrassment of riches. In so many senses. I’m just flipping a coin when I don’t have a favorite. I hope that’s OK. They’re all equally deserving of merciless mocking at the least.

The machines learn from us like children do. With the same results. Now how do we get inside our own heads and de-bias the wiring?

I though I smelled something here in Salem. With the Legislature gone it was a mystery until now.

A well prepared spontaneous outburst of regrets. Kudos to his acting coach / lawyer.

Since he cannot arrest the entire Executive Branch and most of Congress, there’s not much he can do besides saying they are behaving badly. And we already know that.

More likely, they aren’t letting him join the cool clique and party at the local hotspots. So he’s pretending he’s having fun.

I suppose the ranges will all finally put up those “White Men Only” signs they’ve been saving. The Supreme Court will say (5 to 4) that’s OK. It’s holy ground since they worship their guns.

That haircut is the best. In any sane state, he would have the whole street to himself as people fled the chance of contact.

National Lampoon recorded this song in 1972 as a parody of the spoken-word Desiderata. Lyrics were by Tony Hendra. (see Wikipedia)


(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata, Deteriorata)

Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a…

They made their own bed and shat in ours. I got no sympathy.