This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.

You’re right. I should have just stuck to my rant. I guess I felt bad and wanted to throw a bone to compromise. In the future I will maintain my zealousness.

That’s not dip that Zimmer is putting in, that’s chew.

Probably, yeah. :/ I wonder if I would feel as bad if she wasn’t Kurt Cobains widow. Like tons of other abusive moms had shitty lives (hence why they’re abusive), but people probably wouldn’t let it go as much. I dunno.

Accessing alcohol isn’t a federal law, nor is it a basic right, so while I’m definitely rolling my eyes at her, and anyone who imposes their arbitrary religious beliefs on those around them, I definitely don’t think she should have been fired. Otherwise, entire counties around the country should have their local…

Sorry, but I disagee. Even your summary suggests you inconvenienced two people — (1) the person you switched with, who purchased a bulkhead seat when you did not; and (2) the person who sits next to you, who has a large dog taking up some of their space and blocking their access to the aisle. These people are equally…

Sounds like the pitcher was just butthurt he blew the save. He could have easily stayed warm by tossing the ball with one of the infielders.

They see it as the ‘Worlds Sport’ but it’s only in so many countries because it’s such a cheap sport to organize. In the US, the best athletes are not playing soccer, and other countries should be thankful for that.

Maybe, but why does it have to be? Why do soccer fans act like being a soccer fan is some magical end goal, that everything us plebs do is inevitably leading up to the moment where we realize we actually like soccer?

Two drones actually gave chase to air units

“She even started saving for gender reassignment surgery at the age of five.”

Man, imagine how pissed Adrian Beltre would be if this happened to him.

That slide is filthy dirty and Jimenez did exactly what a pitcher should do. Make Sandoval not want to do that again.