I watched the first one out of morbid interest.

If you can’t flip the lever-door handle on your own, you don’t have to worry.

I find that if I drink enough I can sleep in most any position.

People put so much pressure on each other during the holidays. I am a proponent of this article and any others that recommend people chill out and celebrate without judgment.

I am surprised the author of “eating trash” uses pre-made croutons. I am an expert in decades of Thanksgiving hangovers and if you can live through the sound of a food processor, making your own croutons from leftover stale whatever is easy. To me, buying bagged stale bread is about as a waste of money as pre-wrapped…

The advertising is atrocious, however.

For instance, Brown said, if you’re at a movie theater, and the couple in front of you are chatting loudly, tap them gently on the shoulder and tell them, “I’m so sorry, I’m having a really hard time hearing the movie.”

Absolutely same here but never changed (though I suppose I’m still pretty young). I barely even understand the purpose of a bellhop. Why pay someone to mess with my bags and carry them up to my room when that is where I’m going anyway? Uber and Google also replaced my need for a concierge (not that I used them before…

I loathe people on the side of the road who leap at your car, smear dirty water across your previously clean windshield and then expect tipping for the service you neither asked for nor wanted.

I don’t avoid people like bellhops because I don’t want to give up a couple dollars, I avoid them because I just want to do things myself and don’t need someone to carry my bag for me. It’s like a restroom attendant, yeah I guess you could put someone in the restroom to give me a paper towel but I am an adult so just…

Same! I was always stressed about having enough to tip, and avoiding potential tip scenarios at all cost! I’d always tip housekeeping, even if it meant using change, because sometimes that’s all I had. I now tip 5/day for housekeeping, because I saw an Undercover Boss about how hard/fast they have to work, and I’ll…

I just hate the inconvenience of 1. having to carry cash, and 2. having to be ready to pull it out at any given moment because someone unnecessarily helps you

Yeah, sure, he could end world hunger. Because “logistics” doesn’t exist. Because government corruption and warlords and shit don’t exist in nations with hungry populations. A billion dollars can be turned into food placed in front of every hungry person in the world just by snapping some fingers. Poof! No more world…

My favorite way of describing what it is like to be a billionaire came from a friend who was caddying for a guy who struck it rich when he sold his company. The guy didn’t want to talk about the subject much but my friend asked him a few times just what it was like to go from a normal person to having that much money…

Just a profoundly stupid comment. From beginning to end.

Here’s my full proof tip for cooking a perfect steak at home: Cook a lot of steaks until you get good on your stove, with your frying pans, with your oven. Everyone’s equipment is different. The more you cook, the better you’ll get at gauging what you have to do for each thickness on your particular set up.

You started losing me at thongs, then totally lost me with not resting your steaks.

I always put mine away oiled. But the trick is to use VERY little oil. Just enough to keep it out of contact with air (and humidity). If it is sticky in storage, you used too much.

Try cramming THAT into the sedan!

Besides, those Cialis commercials don’t film themselves, you know.

is that a bathtub?