For the reasons you mentioned (especially storytelling), Larvae Island is great (Netflix).

And the empty cooler holds servings 21, 22 and 23 of scampi...

At 15. Sore back = What sore back.

Do you feel better now?

“...people with common sense already know that Fox News CNN isn’t news.” - I fixed that for ya.

I have met an equal number of asshole vegans, asshole vegetarians and asshole omnivores.  You would think based strictly on statistics, that wouldn’t be possible.

“I do not claim to be a ramen expert” - You may not claim to be but I would consider you a freakin’ ramen connoisseur. I once thought of myself as “wordly” when I started adding a little olive oil and soy sauce to my $.50 ramen cup.

Brains & Eggs ( a southern tradition). Fry the brains first until done. Bacon drippings work best for this. Stir in eggs(s). Eat on toast.

Nah, it’s just about even.

I think you’re very adept at cynically parsing his quote. My interpretation, as an Independent who could not care any less about either candidate, is that he acknowledges the other side is getting a lot of people out to vote for their guy. For fucks sake, who wouldn’t feel that way. Would you feel better had he said…

Except that Chinese steel is cheaper than American steel. Something else is going on here.

“You can hate getting scared and still want to watch scary movies.” - Are you sure? It just seems so counter intuitive.

Who delivers in 30 minutes these days!?!?

Dianetics? This is Dianetics isn’t it?

Auntie Maxine is a fucking tool. I’m sure she wouldn’t appreciate a little reciprocity!

Yeah, pretty much everything in life is this way.

Technicall “CNN” could replace all instances of “Fox News” in your entire article and remain fundamentally correct. Registered Independent here stating facts...

Came here for the clickbait. Left informed.

And a person with valid ID in their pocket claiming that they can’t vote is Liberal bullshit...

I work with the indigent/homeless population. As unfortunate as their circumstance is, they ALL have a valid ID. Any other narrative is just wrong.