Great.

Years ago many TP rolls had designs and graphics on one side. The design was visible when being hung correctly which was of course in the “over” position.

THAT is way funnier than it should have been!

All hacks don’t require thievery.

LaVar Ball’s son is home. It’s easy to give zero fucks now. A week ago he would have sucked the president’s dick live on CNN for his son’s release.

I would bet that your intuition is also a very good indicator. Trust it...

And you thought you’d never use algebra after high school...

“So diversity kills diversity” - Yes, that is the case.

It should be obvious by now that intelligence is not a prerequisite for Twitter access.

I absolutely understand letting children be involved with certain decisions and I applaud your progressiveness. However, if you were to baptize your child now, does this forever “mark” him in some way? Is baptism something that cannot be undone? My questions sound leading and contrite but I assure you I am sincere.

If (a huge IF) the tire is perfectly balanced at 0mph it will stay balanced at 300mph. Every atom of the wheel will see the same rotational forces at each incremental change in radius. At these extremes though, I can see a cap being heavily scrutinized.

“reporters are not children” - Yeah, sure.

I can NOT watch The Simpsons if I disagree with the subject matter. What I can’t NOT do is avoid the stupid Simpson takeover of what was a really cool section of Universal Studios Florida.

Au contraire mon frère. It wasn’t a joke and I suggest you brush up on the law(s) before confirming your lack of knowledge. There are differences in the definition of emotional support animals and assistance animals. The ADA establishes the Federal level of protections. States can (and often do) establish additional…

It’s not so weird that you have a van fetish. Hell, who am I to judge? The fact that your Mom supports your fetish...well...ummm...THAT I have to judge!!

Privatize it. As is normal, the government is not the solution.

Unfortunately, I am a plainbelly.

“Constitutional Law 101: You can’t ban speech just because it has ‘f@ck’ in it,”- As with many things, just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

My son was diagnosed with severe Crohn’s at the age of 16. One can only imagine the struggle of dealing with a serious disease while surrounded by immature teenagers. Nonetheless, I can honestly attest to the LACK OF NEED for this emergency bathroom card. In the last 8 years he has never been denied a bathroom by…

The use of a support pony or turkey really makes me question someones sincerity although it does absolutely indicate a mental health issue. Handicap placard use is completely out of hand as well.