One of “those” comments sections, meaning one where the Gawker gatekeepers might accidentally not delete an opinion that challenges the Stewart-Colbert-Wiltmore-Oliver-Bee-Noah-Maddow-SNL narrative safe space?

And Black people are responsible for half the murders in this country. GEE I wonder why they are disproportionately targeted by the police?!?

I could also point out that roughly 50% of homocides are committed by African Americans

Last year 306 Black people were shot by police. Oh yeah, last year 581 white people were shot by police. Play your Pokemon. Nobody cares.

Yes! I believe it was a bartender who roofied my friend’s drink.

Bartenders roofie people too.

I love when women watch out for other women

According to Mr. Denton, this is what grown up serious journalism looks like. Jesus. You are so lucky to be union so that you can't be fired for this crap that wouldn't even entertain a twelve year old. As the great philosopher Donald Trump would say, "Sad!"

Where was your line? Was it the number or the color of the victims?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Truly a reference that panders to horse racing’s key demographic: Dizzy Dean fans

Not that I’m an active Michael Barrett supporter, as I don’t know that those exist outside of of family, but Pierzynski is one of the most unlikable pricks of the last couple decades. He 10000% earned that punch and I’m glad Barrett was catching so that it was delivered.

Okay, then I change my stance to be being confined to a one hundred and nine year period. Who’s laughing now? (Seriously. Who’s laughing? None of this conversation is funny, and I don’t give a shit about the Cubs or White Sox.)

The best part is how you say you don’t need to defend it and your next sentence is defending it.

To this day, AJ will go down as one of my top 5 favorite sox players.

To this day, AJ will go down as one of my top 5 favorite sox players.

Doesn’t matter. Cubs obviously sucked that year, watching Barrett hit that clown in the face was absolutely a highlight of the season. No doubt Barrett was a douchebag too but he had a less derpy face and was much less of a pest on the field.

Cool story, bro.

But where did you get that stuff about 1908? Never heard anything about that before—you would think people would bring it up more often.

To this day, AJ will go down as one of my top 5 favorite sox players.

That’s $168 million, not $1.68 billion. Still a lot of money, but, like, a lot less.