Biggest surprise of the season was that to my chagrin I actually cared and felt sad about it. But then, I was a few beers in.

The way Paul Woodrugh was killed was just stupid. We were just told that those tunnels go all over the city so how in the fuck did they guy who killed him knew he would be coming out of the tunnels at that exact spot? Made no sense but little does anything in this series smh

Me: “This show is ridiculous, I bet Paul walks out that door and gets shot in the back.”

I’d rather be knocked out by Rousey.

Stayed up for the fight, ended up watching a rerun of Gone In 60 Seconds.

All those people cheering, a woman was just killed for the love of god

2. when these showed up in Deadspin’s chatroom, someone at the office shouted, “YOOOOOO, THUMB DEAD?

That was Torry.

Why your team sucks: Black players have a 30% chance of being gunned down by local law enforcement for running onto the field.

A shortcut might just be calling the Astros to see how their charity works.

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

I feel like I am the only person alive who thoroughly enjoys Berman’s schtick.

What a bitchy statement by Mortensen. He’s been the centerpiece of the story since the beginning - his tweet is what elevated it from “The Colts are whining after getting blown out” to “The Patriots are CHEATERS! Look, they deflated all of the balls by 20%!!”, and was outright false - and his reporting remains the…

As long as he didn’t toss his phone out the window when he was doing 143 he should be ok.

There was a leaf caught in his wiper that wouldn’t come loose. What else could do? he tried 122 mph, and it didn’t work. Richardson should point out that there is, in fact, no leaf stuck in his wind shield wiper. Case dismissed.

Lot to comprehend here, but the verdict’s in......

Because cheat code!

Odd...That’s exactly the same scene filmed from the outside of Bears’ camp after practice ended yesterday.

As a non-lawyer, I’m curious, can the NFLPA move to have the NY suit thrown out by arguing the NFL sued in bad faith? Essentially, can they argue that Goodell purposely delayed the suspension so that the league could beat NFLPA to a suspension? Can it be dismissed if he used his knowledge of how he would rule to sue…

“Yeah, I hit like .350 in my little league, want my numOH HOLY SHIT WHERES MY MOM I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS!”