When a 13 year old get shot by cops he is a grown damn man. Especially if he is of color

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

The American right-wing is so craven and psychotic that they have to delicately position themselves on the topic of child-molesting cultists, provided the child-molesting cultists have a high Q-rating. This is where we are now. All told, the lead plumbing poisoning was a much more dignified end to an empire than this.

Cillian Murphy! Ohhhh, Cillian Murphy. You broke my heart.

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

Are we living in a world where Tom Hardy is getting all the headlines and swoons when CILLIAN MURPHY is also in it? Because I am not down with that.