Uh, are you kidding? Getting a chance to wear a truly fucking ridiculous hat is part of the point:

“Hi folks instead of jumping the broom tonight I’ll be jumping this redheaded chimney sweep , Chim chim cher-oo motherfuckers!”

Why does he choose to be around them? I don’t like smokers, so I don’t date smokers. I don’t ask them to marry me then flip a bitch because they smoke, because that’s nutso. The guy made a choice to be with this lady and now he has buyers remorse because he obviously assumed he’d be able to bully her into doing…

Finland gifts like my grandmother.

Isn’t an apron part of the traditional Finnish costume? I grew up in an area with a surprising number of Finnish people, and the girls always wore aprons — not aprons for cooking, just decorative — over their skirts/dresses when they did cultural events.

She does love to cook...

The official story of how they got engaged was they were cooking a meal together when he proposed. So I feel like the gift is actually a pretty cute gesture, though she deserves more. Also she’s just a fiancee, she will get plenty of nicer gifts when she marries in. Also Kate and William are the ones in line to the…

Power thing? He wants to see if he can manipulate her to choose him over the dogs?

Do you seriously not get how fucked up it is to enter into a relationship with someone who *already owns dogs* and tell them “dogs are a deal breaker” *after* you’ve already proposed?

They’re registered at Bed, Bath and Way Beyond.

Why is Jezebel obligated to have a “take” on every sexual assault story in the news. That’s how you get lazy articles that add nothing to the conversation.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

This. The “Western Culture” part cracked me up, Dumham will never stop beimg the privileged, less precocious than she thinks sophomore on break who just knows she’s going to blow the minds of the squares back home.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGh. She’s reminding me of how I am whenever I breakup with someone. For the next few months, I’m like, “Yeah, it didn’t work out, but we can still be friends. We’re still hanging out. He’s my best friend.” And then I slowly realize this person is not my best friend... they shouldn’t be in my life…

THIIIIIIIS

Yeah, I’m thinking she just wants to sound smart. Unfortunately for her, it made her sound dumber.

if my daughter came at me with this bullshit - i would tell her to stop being pretentious and to stop pretending the didn’t get dumped - sigh - she is tiresome

Or maybe she just had sex appeal and Laura and Jennifer....didn’t?

but I will admit that if one of my friends said this to me...

The problem with SH-e-o is not with Weiss, who is ceo of a very successful and credible company, regardless of how she comes off in that interview. It’s with writers looking for a “cute” way to package women in that role—especially when they lead a company that sells girls things like makeup or clothing. It’s…