I’m confused. All I get out of this story is that he’s a chauvinistic jerk-off like we already knew, but she’s also opportunistic because she had consensual sex with him multiple times, knowing he was newly married. In other words, it’s a non-story about two shitty people.

Ugh I don’t like Kylie, but I find it hard to believe her shade range was inspired by Rihanna. There is no way her company only started the development of these shades when they saw centuries beauty adverts. I would bet that this have been in development for over a year

Sure Jan.

#Humblebrag

Put a bear trap inside the towel.

That was an amazing description and I feel like we grew up in similar households.

Oh god, you just hit a nerve. My father-in-law and I have been locked in silent battle for years over a fucking hand towel. It’s in a small guest bathroom off a main living space and it’s in constant view, so it matters to me how it looks.

Agreed on nearly every point. Except one.

I deliberately fold my mother-in-law’s tri-fold hand towels in half after I use them, because fuck tri-fold towels.

This stunned me. I have worked in literacy programs with kind, wonderful, strong (and very shamed) adults. They simply have a hard time reading (for myriad reasons), and some of the compensations they have developed are beyond genius.

I can’t believe Jane’s rude, snarky response to the 2nd person. “You are a child”? Like, what the fuck even? I’m 35 and sometimes I write quick emails with typos, because who the fuck cares? That doesn’t mean I’m a child. Why is Jane still writing an advice column for Jezebel?

Thank you for being the voice of reason, yet again.

The typo thing=children is unkind. You should not marry this man not because you may be young, based on your typos. You should not marry this man because after hooking up on-again, off-again, fooling around, whatever it was for three years, he can’t know after three months of monogamy if he’ll be satisfied and…

This would be a confusing title for an educational film trying to deter teen pregnancies.

Taint nothing to be ashamed of everyone!

Almost went in to join husband during his shower and then he walked in the room from downstairs. Turns out his mom was the one showering. Well, THAT would have been a hell of an end to an already awkward family holiday. Can Thanksgiving be over yet?

That’s where she learned to cut a bitch. Then seal the wound with glitter glue.

Did she need a face transplant because I would have clawed my own fucking face off

In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo.