What? No Birds Rights Activist?

GUYS I JUST JOINED TWITTER

You: ASSHOLE.

Your first comment: rude.

I would like to feed a giraffe one day.

Celeste Barber does it again!

Reminds me of this:

My vagina just ate itself in protest.

I like most seaweed, but “tastes like fish nightmares” almost made me lose my mouthful of coffee!

I'm actually having seaweed salad for lunch and it's delicious!

The ones with sesame oil and/or wasabi on them are delicious too.

My Hordelings adore the stuff! As do I.

The stuff is delicious, just usually way too salty for my liking. I prefer my dry seaweed with only a tiny sprinkling of salt, or none at all.

No, you are! And you continuously bring the funny. Love you Gells!

Thanks man, you are awesome

Gella, clearly I was/am quite a catch. Or mistake. Whatever. Ten years in and going strong!

Along with reassurance from his family that we’re not seeing the real Trump.

Sara your dream was once my reality.