I cried on the plane the other day because the baby in front of me was adorable. And I don’t even want a kid! FUCK hormones.

Usher, working a 9 hour shift isn’t newsworthy. That’s just another day for most people...

I took slut pills to treat my PCOS. Then I had the gastric bypass. Now I take my slut pills so I can slut it up.

Half my sophomores didn’t turn in rough drafts today. I almost started crying after school today when I was sorting through them. Fucking hormones.

Susan Sarandon is the wrongest of wrong on that stance.

VOTE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

Lucas Neff I don’t know who you are but you are 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x right.

If we all vote in the midterms, it might happen.

This is how I picture the SCOTUS men asking questions on contraception:

“You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story.”

i was helping my friend move in to his off-campus house, and we went shopping and he came up to me all cute and embarassed and said “i want to get lady products to keep in the house in case someone needs them, can you help me?” and i was so happy and it was so amazing and all men should be like josh.

NO ONE IS PERFECT, JUJY

I think we all deserve a picture of her too!

This one’s for you! (and your friend)

I did not, in fact, miss this.

My co-workers and I go to homicide scenes to process the bodies. We all have a pact that if one of us dies another has to come in before the morgue shows up to shave the legs, pluck brows, clean the house, put decent clothes on us, and make our bodies and surroundings look not so crazy cat/dog lady. Cause if I died…

fuck this chick. Dude was apparently a good customer. Tipped her well. Took a photo when she asked. And then she wastes no time in bashing him. I’m guessing she didn’t quite say that to his face.