Let’s continue the TMI. How do you manage the hairless areas?

Tomato ferments bread, a soggy disappointment. It can be an avoidable tragedy if a buffer is created between bread and tomato if it’s going to be packed and enjoyed later...enter cheese or lettuce or... I have given a lot of thought to sandwich perfection as travel food. I don’t regret it.

Yes, it is a damn fine line.

Wait back at ya: It is JUST TOAST. WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO CHOOSE. BE YOURSELF. NO ONE IS TAKING YOUR TOAST :)

Geez, who cares? Leave her alone.

I am inordinately pleased with your dream. #tampondreams #tampongoals

I don’t think she meant it to be sexy.

You say the pain is abdominal, but also at the sternum?

You are both correct.

This post is a peach, I tell ya, a peach. Thanks.

What about Pete Rose? That’s a sporty type question, right? Seriously, I grew up admiring his work and he was very nice to a a 6 year old me and signed my Reds shirt with a smile. Can he get in to the Hall of Fame ever? Sorry if this is not a good Deadspin question, I’m only here for the day.

First world problems ;)

So,are we being punked today? Most articles attributed to male sounding names, no real Tweet Beat....April fools? I hope so!

It will be interesting to see if Hefner will admit to knowing Cosby was using his rooms to assault women. Or how many women became woozy and needed assistance to a quiet place by Cosby in Hughs presence. He knows more than he is letting on, but may be too old at this point to be much help. It would be very great if…

What is Ritalin good for?

what is ritilin prescibed for?

I watched that waaaayyy longer than was necessary to get it. Like, time stopped for 5 minutes. Will even go back for more, that’s how good it be. Thanks!

Yup. They are losing their shit on DM. I made the mistake of reading comments on the YUUUGE headline that says exactly that and responding furiously but civilly to beyond hateful comments. DM only posted responses when I dared them to. People are the worst.

FOUL VARLET

Damn, its been a long day and its late here, read this as Black Thursday rather than Super Tuesday in my head for some odd reason and started thinking about how...yes, its a holiday type sale, I guess. Good Grief. Were they talking about shopping or fashion stuff in the interview and mentally went to the same…