In the end, I think we can all agree that this show was truly about the mysteries of Laura.

That was..really something.

Mario isn’t a man. He’s a concept, a spirit disconnected from the flow of time in our universe, that re-appears at will, acting upon whatever circumstance he comes upon, before disassociating with our chronology entirely. He removes the cause from the effect.

Oh let’s be fair, Sucker Punch couldn’t manage to be about anything at all

Sorry, I didn’t like the first 2 installments in the Ready Player One trilogy: Scott Pilgrim and Sucker Punch.

Asking Trey Parker to be self-aware is like asking a horse to ride a skateboard. Neither will succeed and you’ll feel embarrassed for watching.

I’m not defending Ready Player One, but isn’t South Park chalk full of pop culture references, especially ones from the past? But I guess its ok for Trey and Matt because “they don’t fuckin care about anything and caring is dumb lul”.

Are you talking about the before times? In the long, long ago?

That was only last week, wasn’t it?

because it’s always nice to have something out there in the world to look at and know we’re doing better than.

Why is his iPod so big?

That’s what you said about spats back in aught-dickety and now all the gents are sporting them.

LERNER!

If these rompers are so asinine, why the hell is this article so long?

I don’t care what you think, he was great in Half Nelson.

Modell looks like Greg Evigan, and O’Neal looks like Thanos.

I’m not falling for that one again! Not after those first two times!

Kind of hard to tell with their pants on

I was never into comic books, so these movies don’t have any special appeal to me, but the studios have oversaturated the market, in my inflated, self-important, know-it-all, condescending, disregarding opinion.

I know this is going to be controversial, but I don’t think that Jared Leto was a good Joker. Further, I think he was a bad Joker.