Reading The AV Club used to be my favorite comfort food... now it’s just the meal I eat to keep me going. It fills me up, but I get no enjoyment out of it and I only do it out of necessity. Until a new restaurant opens up I’m going to keep eating at it, out of habit and laziness... ok I’m starting to lose track of…

Actually, watch the trailer for season 2 and then make up a better plot in your own head.

Do yourself a favor and watch season 1. Then, while you’re handing out favors, don’t bother with season 2.

Yes, they do have one now.

I’ve never seen an episode of this show, but I’ll be sure to watch the fuck outta season 3. Green Room and Blue Ruin are the shizzle.

They did it. They somehow found a way for me to check out another season. DAMN YOU, SAULNIER!

The chairs couldn’t be saved.

Holy shit the Romans used a lot of spray-tan. Vesuvius must’ve been one hella tanning salon.

I think you’ll find that he can be two things.

Excuse me, Zangief is Russian, not Roman.

We’re gonna need a good, long look from a different angle to determine if he’d be a good Grayson.

“breaks her fucking wrists and shit”

Hello Smithers. You’re quite GOOD at turning me on.

Such a Rebecca thing to say.

Like how South Park did Isaac Hayes. He quit the show because they made fun of his wackadoodle religion, So they pieced together bits from his hundreds of hours of recordings and kept his character in the show.

The opposite of a Beyonce.

Something something pickle something.

Kinja has been remarkably persistent in telling me that I may also like “The 5 Types of ‘Becky’”. I’ve been assuming they’re wrong, but I’m starting to doubt it, they’re so insistent. Thoughts?

Just like most episodes of the Simpsons after 2000.

At this point, they could easily recycle anything they already have recorded.