What does this have to do with the 5 types of ‘Becky’?

We all miss being able to block people.

I’m pissed. *pulls up denim jeans*

I hate this shit.

What the hell was that?

Guys... I’m beginning to suspect that The Simpsons has maybe run out of steam

But I was told that they have stories for years!

Endut! Hoch hech!

It’s ok. He’ll be back in POG form soon enough.

Maybe they can get the guy who scored Worker and Parasite.

The budget cuts will eventually become so severe that episodes will just consist of the table reads that some PA recorded on their iPhone.

SOMEONE ELSE! SOMEONE ELSE!

Get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!

I just imagine an entire room of Roger Meyers Jr.-types making these decisions for the show at this point.

They’re gonna outsource Simpsons music to a former Soviet bloc country.

I wish for a turkey sandwich... AND I don’t want any ZOMBIE turkeys, and I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it, paw?

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that bl...oh, wait.

Just fucking hang it up already, enough is enough.

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

She really understands the Gravity of the situation.