“See? This picture of strangers doing a thing confirms what I’ve always believed. Suck it, professors.”

*turns slowly toward camera*

Flag on the moon. How did it get there?

And then the boat they get into, despite what your land vehicle studies professor says.

“Matt Besser cradles and protects Ian Roberts. Amy Poehler carries and protects both. This is how it ought to be, despite what your UCB Improv 101 teacher says.”

Lol, the “big strong dude” is using a rescue sling. It’s the real MVP.

Man wears pants. Pants wear shart. This is how it ought to be, despite what your gender studies professor says

Her emails!

Most cats rescue themselves in these situations though, we’re not hanging out in the rain that long!

May as well kill the comments entirely. Really.

Goddamnit. I can’t believe I miss Disqus.

Not to mention that the only description more than a sentence isn’t even accurate. Maisie Richardson-Sellers joined the show last year.

Without the discussions, what is the point of this website anymore?

Given that Democrats seem to be doing absolutely nothing besides breathlessly declaring “Can you imagine if OBAMA had done _______________?!?”, there’s absolutely no reason to believe he’s not right. What’s happening with the anti-gerrymandering plan that Holder and Obama are supposedly working on? Where’s the…

I think what people should do is consider the context before they make moral judgments. But then, I’m a decent person.

I miss Disqus’ ignore function.

Yeah, fuck you Sean for talking about that other thing when you could be scolding black people like this totally reputable blog.

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

Gen. Russel Honoré (Army guy during Katrina, if you don’t recall the name) recently said on a local radio broadcast that they should just bust open the doors of the nearest WalMart and give it away. He’s cool like that.

The Bible is pretty clear on loving your neighbor and not being a pious dickfor. It’s not God’s fault people don’t read.