I think I’m broken, because I don’t have anything cynical to say about this. Good job, guy? I approve? That doesn’t sound like me!

If one thing survives the Kinjapocalypse, it will be the memes.
R.I.P. OF COCK

“Girl, I don’t suck dick. Not since Jaleel White... not the famous one.”

I blame “Ants in My Eyes” Johnson. Motherfucker can’t see or feel for shit.

“Have you ever been peed on?”

What’s with the homepage? It looks like it was designed by someone’s nephew.

penis-in-the-foreskin kinda luv.

“Aren’t you a child?”

You should have gone with Ricky Coogin. You’re more recognizable that way.

Let’s be honest, a dog in an induced coma is more socially conscious than the entirety of the White House.

I, for one, welcome our young, socially conscientious new overlords.

*Ref shakes out Periscope, four horseshoes and a horse fall out.*

You put money on the white guy, didn’t you

Those poor pugilists will have no choice but to attempt to live off the mere 50 bajillion dollars they made. Had unscrupulous rapscallions such as yourself paid for the pleasure they would have a much more manly 51 bajillion dollars.

I didn’t!, he exclaimed virtuously. I don’t care for boxing and didn’t have any interest in viewing this display of fisticuffs!

Unscrupulous people in boxing!? Surely you jest!

I, unrepentantly, watched it on some bootleg French stream

Good.

[chewing noises] Mmm... Pass the co-pilot.

No thanks to the plane, we are still...alive!