Dawes died with disqus.

I flew out to Chicago to be on the Judge Mathis show once. I was hoping it would be more fun. Although I laughed through the whole taping and got us contempt of court, it still wasn’t very fun. VERDICT: no fun

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

I mean it worked, I’m pissed off every day.

FUCK. YOU.

The general reasoning appears to be either, “It doesn’t affect me, so why should I care?” or “yeah, bet that will piss off some libtards!”

THE KINJA PRESIDENCY

The, trump, The

At least Gorka resigned.

Nerdherder’s Brain

Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.

His next project is a Men Without Hats biopic.

Yes, Box of Cotton Swabs. Everything sounds like shit.

They’ve praised Future and a certain vowel-less band, so their tastes are already known.

It’s catchy and inoffensive, which means it has absolutely no impact towards how you feel about Taylor Swift one way or the other. It’s basically just throwing a water cooler out to Twitter and reminding people to talk about her again. If her name weren’t attached to it most people would never notice this song at all.

I can’t believe you found this many people willing to say this song was any good

I thought it was pretty absurd that the NYPD would let a couple civilians hang around by themselves in a station and just wander around doing whatever they wanted, including looking at crime scene photos and stealing C4 from the evidence room.

“What does it mean to be a hero?” — A third grade essay by Karen.

Was anyone convinced that the show had actually killed off Daredevil? He’s their marquee character, the only costumed superhero in the Netflix library, and they “killed” him in an obvious off-camera feint. He seemed about as “dead” as Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees ever get.

So I spent the last third of the episode…

Trish: “What have you found out?”
Karen: “Nothing yet. I’m actually a terrible journalist. I just pinned these pictures to the wall because that’s what I’ve seen in movies.”
Trish: “How the hell did you win a Pulitzer?”