When I was watching this debate live, I wanted her to turn around and just point to the edge of the stage and say:

They wanted to please Chachi!

I’ll never really get over that.

AV Club, interview Cum Town.

You’ve heard of the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia? He lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Shit. I curse my brain for being wired in an appropriate manner (well, relatively).

PWR BTTM

The entire thing is too cogent. Your punctuation is way too on point.

I’m just happy you’re here.

“He can’t embezzle that money. Only we can embezzle that money!”

pussy riot? what’s next? a dog rally?

Hi, patrons of ‘The Root!’

you are such a fuckin comedyen

Yes, but they’re usually not too bright. Shocker, I know.

There you go

Watching Vice News, I was confused why a nazi/white supremacist would have an Asian tattoo. Don’t they hate everybody?

He really tried hard to impress that reporter girl.

Some have pointed out the multiple voices Cantwell uses over the course of the Vice investigation, chalking it up to performative masculinity. But there’s quite a few times he’s trying to be “tough guy funny” and his delivery is stolen completely from Jim Florentine.

“I didn’t realize publicly calling for the deaths of millions of people would make me so hated.”

well tAvenge is still pumping it (; ?